THE FEAR OF OLD PEOPLE TELLING RIDDLES AND RHYMES

"Grandma, Grandpa House" 2025
"A young woman visits her grandparents house on a bad trip, and is left traumatized by her deranged visions."
"Grandma, Grandpa house" 2025
Maya Gunhilda

“Oh lord we did outdo ourselves, our charm and our heartwarming hospitality, 
diddling grandpa has dealt with belching for too long it has become a severe problem, 
Don't be nervous patricia, growing old this is no abnormality
“Grandma, that is not a real baby.”

our neighbour, sweet old Peggy Mcgee,
 an odd fish she was, she died last week, just lost her breath in the green green grass.

My lord my gawd patricia you are skin and bones. 
Let me feel your pathetic spine

Eat the stew, chew and chew eat the stew chew and chew
Grandpa can hardly swallow no more, and too i am loosing both fingers and organs.
The one who's first to reach the mill, will be the first to paint
Don't you dare throw a rock if you are living in a house of glass
Sweet patricia grandfather is no saint
Burned child avoids the fire
We cannot comprehend and we cannot pass
When the cats outside, the mice are dancing round the spire
One bird in the hand is better than 10 on the roof
Keep an eye out if your able
Let the truth be told by only children and drunk folks. 




Oh my my, you must have eaten a nail patricia 
the sun will shine bright tomorrow
The sun will shine bright and clear
There is no fine lines Patricia
 this is where you belong

Burning down a whole village won't give you satisfaction,
Grandpa has needs, dirty needs and unspeakable needs. 
Bin the rubbish, throw it out but never leave the house. 
We have done told stories, told and untold, we have lived the stories
We are living examples 


We have it all
Now darling, put your feathered suit on and tug into grandmothers comforting arms. 
You are a weasel Patricia, a filthy rodent, 
Stare yourself blind, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but it will grow moldy, it will rot, 
it will become a part of earth. It will spawn again, and again and again. 

Twist the key sweetie, watch as the angel passes through our living room. 
Patricia wake up
You are in grandmothers custody
Grandmother loves you patricia
I always will